Top-10 ways Tiger Woods can cure his sex addiction

10. Give up all sports that require getting a ball in a hole.

9. Remember: strippers have souls, too.

8. Start reading greens instead of women’s curves when on the golf course.

7. Avoid situations where sex can arise: bars, dark alleys, or being Tiger Woods.

6. Remember: you’re going for Jack Nicklus’ record of 18 majors in a career, not 18 girls in a night.

5. Golf and women aren’t the same, you can’t play 18 holes and still win.

4. Sometimes it’s OK to leave the big stick in your bag.

3. Your wife is hot, have sex with her.

2. Taking par is like masturbating, sometimes it’s OK.

1. Have Nike change their slogan from “Just Do It” to “She Probably has Herpes”