You dated this girl for a few months and began to get a crush on her hot roommate who is also her best friend. The only reason you are staying with the current girl is so you can keep getting to hang with the roommate and grow closer. One drunken night, you ditch the current girl and hook up with the roommate.
Are you going to hell?
WHY YOU ARE GOING TO HELL
Not only did you exploit someone’s feelings to get closer to their fine-ass roommate, but you practically lived a lie, which God deems sinful. Oh, and on top of that, you were on top of this “someone’s” best friend.
I hope that fist full of lust is worth the Devil’s fist up your ass for all eternity. WHY YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HELL
Nothing is final until the two binding words of, “I do.” You weren’t married to this chick, so why not try to make it with her hotter roommate. So what if they are best friends? You can introduce her to your best friend and everyone is happy.
If you can trade in the current model for an upgrade, than why wouldn’t you? You get tired of the same phone after a year or two (or in this case a couple of months); you trade it in for something better.
Even God has an iPhone, right?
SCENARIO
You and your buddies are out at a party with a bunch of people. The hottest chick there has been talking to your buddy, who hasn’t been laid in a year, and he might actually get some action tonight. The problem is that she has also been eyeing you and giving you the “I’m going to ride you ‘til you die” look. Your buddy leaves to get her a drink for a couple of minutes and she starts talking to you. You tell her that your buddy has the herps and she bails on him, and goes for you. By the end of the night, she is in your bed and your buddy once again passes out alone in the room next to you.
Are you going to hell?
WHY YOU ARE GOING TO HELL
You totally blocked your buddy who has been pint up for a year, and threw him under the bus with your little white lie. Now, not only is he going to bed alone that night but will be going to bed alone the rest of his life, seeing that one chick will tell all of her friends that your buddy is STD’d.
Who knows, maybe the devil will take it easy on you from the giant laugh he got from watching this happen. Then again, he will probably also laugh when he sees your soul engulfed in flames for eons to come.
WHY YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HELL
Everything and everyone is fair game. If your buddy hasn’t been laid in a year, then he should have been like a hunter about to slay a deer; watching his prey the entire hunt and never taking his eyes off the prize even for a second. It’s his fault for leaving her alone, even for a second.
Don’t worry, though, I'm pretty sure Jesus understands. After all, he forgave Judas for betraying him, why not you?
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