What's Conan going to do next?

As many of you know, Conan O'Brien said his final farewells from the Tonight Show last night after only a mere seven months.

Now we Americans are left to wonder what Conan's next move will be.

He did give us a few possibilities before the big corporate execs at NBC kicked him to the curb.

"Introduce myself to my children. Connect all my freckles with a Sharpie. Play Beatles Rock Band until I reach 'Level Yoko.' Make a cameo appearance on Gossip Girl as Blaine Wilcox, a mysterious albino playboy,” he said.

“Legally change my name to 'No-Show Jones.' Finally make good on my plan to backpack through India with The Situation. Return La Bamba to the kindly old carpenter who made him. Have my 'TONIGHT SHOW FOREVER' tattoo changed to 'OH, SHOW OVER?'"

And finally, "Make a big move to Fox. Megan Fox." (Back off, Conan. She’s mine!)

Whatever you end up doing, TMH wishes you the best. You can always come work for us. God knows we could use the comedy.

You’ll have to pass our strict initiation process first, though.