John Mayer is a white supremacist

Read about John Mayer's penis being a white supremacist here.

TMH Movie Award winners

And The Morning Hangover Movie Award winners are:

Action Movie: Taken

Scary Movie: Fourth Kind

Comedy Movie: The Hangover

Break Up Movie: Brothers

Date Movie: The Proposal

Sci-Fi Movie: Avatar

Gay Movie: Bruno

Whipped-bitch Movie of the Year: New Moon

Epic Failure: Observe and Report

TMH Movie of the Year: Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

Meet our new co-host Krysten Cabell

Krysten Cabell was born and raised on the wonderful planet Earth. With a very nomadic family a hometown life isn’t something she is familiar with, but traveling around most of the world for the past 21 has more than made up for it. She is one of the hottest, die-hard Star Wars fans you will meet. And one of the whitest, rhythmless Bolivians you will come across. Her hobbies include dancing (the classical not exotic kind) and musical theater. When not on a stage she can be found shamelessly watching trashy, dirty reality television while eating a #2 from Mickey D’s with extra pickles, diet coke and three packets of sweet and sour sauce.

Top-10 things to say to your girlfriend/wife when tells you she’s pregnant

Top-10 things to say to your girlfriend/wife when tells you she’s pregnant:

10. What do you mean by pregnant?

 

9. Do I know you?

 

8. What’s the cheapest plane ticket out of town?

 

7. Sweet, I’ve always wanted to be a deadbeat dad.

 

6. What do you mean the condom broke? I only used it twice.

5. I know of a great clinic.

 

4. Great! I’ve always wanted to punch you in the stomach.

 3. Piss off.  

2. Let’s donate it to Stem-cell research.

 

1. Got a coat hanger?

The Morning Hangover Movie Award nominations

The Morning Hangover has announced its Movie Award nominations for 2009. Screw what the Academy Awards tell you are the best movies of 2009, they're paid off anyway. We'll give you the best movies and what should really win!

Tune in to Monday's, Feb. 8, show, where we'll announce the winners at 10 a.m. Be sure to tune in!

Action Movie

- Taken

- X-men Origins: Wolverine

- Law-Abiding Citizen

Scary Movie

- Fourth Kind

- Paranormal Activity

- Orphan

Comedy Movie

- Zombieland

- The Hangover

- I Love You, Man

Break Up Movie

- Obsessed

- I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

- Brothers

Date Movie

- Couples Retreat

- The Proposal

- Blind Side

Sci-Fi Movie

- Terminator

- Star Trek

- Avatar

- Gamer

Gay Movie

- Michael Jackson: THIS IS IT

- Jonas Brothers: 3D Concert Experience

- Bruno

Whipped-bitch Movie of the Year

- New Moon

Epic Failure

- Year One

- Final Destination

- Observe and Report

- Crank: High Voltage

- Adventureland

- Funny People

TMH Movie of the Year

- The Hangover

- Avatar

- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

- Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

- Blind Side

Why Girls Are Evil

This equation explains everything!!!